Weekly gameweek recaps, player spotlights, and FPL analysis
GW32: The Week Everyone Pretends They Have a Plan Right, so we're all staring at GW32 like it's some kind of riddle wrapped in an enigma, aren't we? Arsenal's entire defence is in the treatment room — Gabriel, Timber, Rice all doubtful, Saka maybe joining them — and we're supposed to confidently captain Saka or what, exactly?
6 Apr 2026
Gordon at 7. 4% — The Premium Mid Everyone's Sleeping On Newcastle's Anthony Gordon is sitting at 7.
5 Apr 2026
The "Hindsight Hero" Chip Would Be The Death of FPL Strategy Look, I get it. We've all been there.
1 Apr 2026
I Hope West Ham Go Down and I'm Not Even Sorry Look, I know it sounds harsh. I know they've got history, proper fans, all that.
1 Apr 2026
Tottenham Players Are the FPL Equivalent of Dating Someone with "Commitment Issues" Look, I need to be honest with you lot because someone has to say it — owning Spurs assets right now is like voluntarily signing up for emotional damage every single gameweek. And yet here we all are, staring at Son and Solanke like they're going to suddenly become consistent.
1 Apr 2026
Right so Spurs have gone through THREE managers this season. THREE.
1 Apr 2026
Saka's Back — And So Are Arsenal's Title Hopes (Maybe) VERDICT: BUY — He blanked in GW31 because he didn't play, not because he's lost it. Arsenal need him, and after that City fixture he's got a dream run.
31 Mar 2026
VERDICT: HOLD (but only because selling feels like tempting fate) Look, I'm not going to sugarcoat this. The man has scored 2 points in back-to-back 90-minute appearances.
31 Mar 2026
Title: GW31: The Week Everton Decided to Be Good and I Had Absolutely Zero Toffees Right so that happened. BETO.
31 Mar 2026
Bruno Fernandes — The Stubborn Template Pick Who Won't Leave Your Team VERDICT: HOLD — He's annoying to own but somehow more annoying not to own. Right, let's address the elephant in the room.
27 Mar 2026
GW31: When Beto Becomes Essential and Other Sentences I Never Thought I'd Write Right, so I need to start by addressing the elephant in the room — I don't own Beto. Nobody owns Beto.
27 Mar 2026